..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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