I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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