my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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