The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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