Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We left the knife in your bed.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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