I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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