nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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