Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's never too late to be topless.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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