whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
