dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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