i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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