She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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