so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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