it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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