well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
