covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
