Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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