I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who wears a wallet chain?!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
