Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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