fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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