Your tits are I can't wait for
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
