The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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