im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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