I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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