how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish you could order shots online.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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