suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
As shirtless as possible
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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