I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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