ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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