ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think I died a long time ago.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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