When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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