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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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