Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Farmville is her only friend.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I am never drinking with the goths again.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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