I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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