I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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