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i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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