Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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