today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The power of my boobs compel you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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