They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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