Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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