gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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