If i come over, it means nothing
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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