she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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