Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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