Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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