I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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