i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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