would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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