Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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