If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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