I want to stick my p in your. b.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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