They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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