I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
smell my finger.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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