Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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