My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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