did you get engaged???
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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